"We watch a settling cloud of dust, revealing as it clears, a mangled mess of boy and bike. The cheering of the crowd dies slowly down, trailing into a murmur of hushed voices. In the distance a flock of seagulls cry, faint sobs creep from the younger children. In the following few moments, each an eternity long, a wave of tension constricted everyone who witnessed the tragic event. Every eye was riveted to the spot, crouched to pounce on any movement hinting of life. And as quickly as the air fogged with fear did it explode into wild rejoice as the triumphant fist rose through the dust in a victory salute. Never before has such an extreme stunt been attempted in the history of humanity. Assuredly this, folks, will go down in history books as the greatest wipe-out of our time. The leaders of tomorrow are the youth of today, my friends it is truly a dark day."
-Washington Post
Well there is one of the many post clippings, I'm sure all of you heard by now but I will be putting my original new years resolution of exercising twice a week on hold for a couple weeks. in the meanwhile I will be working on the other side of my revolution. -Gabe
Better to learn the hard way, than never to learn at all.
ReplyDeleteWhen we hand out superlatives at the end, you are sure to win for "Most Extreme Way of Avoiding Doing Their Resolution". Or something. (sorry)
ReplyDeleteits easy, just agree to whatever they tell you to do, then fuck it up so bad they never ask again. now how can we apply that to meditation...
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